Tales from Tales

The photographer who took these pictures said something about blackmail and I said “You are assuming I have a sense of shame”

This is a story about how I tried to show that you can’t outdo anyone from Tales,we are professionals, and we have a reputation to live up (down) to.
We went on the walking tour of New Orleans Bars Sunday afternoon (after the Hemingway Memorial Bar Crawl) and were in the oldest Gay Bar in the United States – Cafe Lafite in Exile it goes down hill from here….read on if you must…
Before we went in the the place the guide warned us “Guys, be ready they love to play games with the tourists and try to freak them out – it keeps them amused, so be ready.”
I replied “If anyone hits on me I take it as a compliment” so this Drag Queen is Vamping in the doorway taunting us to come in (See Drag Queen in Doorway)

we come in and she comes up to me and (see Kissing Drag Queen)… They didn’t get the actual contact but trust me Cheryl will tell you….I may have given her mental scars for life…Then they gave me this drink (see P7220320.JPG photo) and this is what I did with it (see During photo) again they missed the wink to the crowd, but the crowd saw it and loved it after that I asked the Bartender



The photographer who took these pictures said something about blackmail and I said “You are assuming I have a sense of shame”

This is a story about how I tried to show that you can’t outdo anyone from Tales,we are professionals, and we have a reputation to live up (down) to.
We went on the walking tour of New Orleans Bars Sunday afternoon (after the Hemingway Memorial Bar Crawl) and were in the oldest Gay Bar in the United States – Cafe Lafite in Exile it goes down hill from here….read on if you must…
Before we went in the the place the guide warned us “Guys, be ready they love to play games with the tourists and try to freak them out – it keeps them amused, so be ready.”
I replied “If anyone hits on me I take it as a compliment” so this Drag Queen is Vamping in the doorway taunting us to come in (See Drag Queen in Doorway)
we come in and she comes up to me and (see Kissing Drag Queen)… They didn’t get the actual contact but trust me Cheryl will tell you….I may have given her mental scars for life…Then they gave me this drink (see P7220320.JPG photo) and this is what I did with it (see During photo) again they missed the wink to the crowd, but the crowd saw it and loved it after that I asked the bartender (about the size of Martin from Forbidden Tiki ) for a blowjob (which he handed me) for some reason I started getting these free drinks… anyway I then I proceeded to carry this drink around with me for the rest of the tour (see after) including stopping to chat with Laurence Fishburn (who to his credit only raised one eyebrow slightly at the sight of me – Hurricane (from Lafitte’s Blacksmith Shop of course) in one hand and that in the other .
Anyway I think I helped establish that anyone from Tales can hold their own at Cafe Lafitte in Exile and more importantly can probably get at least one round free.

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